R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. Your motorcycle actually runs better than it did before the accident. 2. That shoulder pain has stopped. 3. Your motorcycle gang feels you’ve been initiated with your having an accident. 4. Everyone wants to buy you a beer. 5. The police are blaming the other driver. 6. Your new helmet fits better than the last [...]
R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. A pack of wild dogs chase you after you get hit. 2. The dogs can speak French. 3. You run into yet another strange scene. You’re at the Olympics, you keep dropping the torch and the Chinese Premier is not amused. 4. You’re trying to jog but your feet are stuck in wet [...]
R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. You’re not just hit once, but hit a second and third time. 2. As you sit on the side of the road, a truck demolishes what’s left of your car. 3. Your computer was in the car. 4. The police get confused and think you were the cause of the accident. 5. The ambulance [...]
R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. Bones can be brittle. 2. Internal injuries. 3. Back pain for life. 4. Neck pain for life. 5. Brain damage. 6. Shoulder pain. 7. Knee replacements. 8. Upon impact you may fly, but only until you hit someone’s windshield. 9. Your bike won’t be the same. 10. You’ll be embarrassed when they put you in that hospital gown. Here are [...]
R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. We’ve lost your file. 2. I don’t see your claim on our computers. 3. That’s being handled in another office. 4. These things take time. 5. We’re sending someone out to see your car. 6. Your adjuster is on sick leave. 7. There’s a new adjuster on your case. 8. We’re moving offices. 9. We’re changing our computer [...]