R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1) Children get annoyed. 2) Your dog may bite you. 3) Coffee stains are hard to get out. 4) Beer smell is a dead give away to the cops. 5) Handcuffs are not a good accessory. 6) Mug shots never turn out well. 7) You’ll miss your favorite TV shows. Your employer will not be amused. 9) [...]
R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. Party one claimed he was only slightly drunk. 2. Party two blamed a beam of light that came from some unknown direction, but he didn’t think it was party one’s headlights. 3. Witness one said he’d seen everything, but when questioned further, admitted that he came upon the scene after the impact [...]
R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. A pack of wild dogs chase you after you get hit. 2. The dogs can speak French. 3. You run into yet another strange scene. You’re at the Olympics, you keep dropping the torch and the Chinese Premier is not amused. 4. You’re trying to jog but your feet are stuck in wet [...]
R. Sebastian Gibson asked: 1. Go into denial. 2. Not accept the reality of what is about to occur and try to limit your risk of injury. 3. Panic. 4. Freeze. 5. Ask your passenger, “Any ideas?” 6. Tell your passenger to jump off. 7. Avoid one car and hit another. 8. Take the full brunt of the impact. 9. Save your motorcycle [...]