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Awesome Bill asked:


Back on December 23, 2007 (or thereabout) I declared a TV blackout of the Flyers because I am the kiss of death for all my teams. I don’t take credit for the Phillies, the A’s are still my baseball team.

After The Great 4 Point Giveaway the Flyers handed to the Sabres, it looked like my idea was working. But as we all have seen, the Law of Averages (and the injury fairy) have conspired to put the kibosh on that brainstorm.

So, prior to my attempt to help the Flyers, their record was 16-14-4 in 34 games, and 19-13-5 in 37 games since.

Have fun with this one folks, I need another way to help my team – at least because I don’t want to throw my $1 raffle-won television out the window. Any entertaining idea will be considered…..
Yeah, I went and changed my name from Awesome Bill to Temper Tantrum, no, Semper Fidelis, no,…..oh yeah, Tempus Fugit. It means “fleeting time” but I like the song by Yes of the same name.

And I live within olfactory range of Philly.
JOE – If that were really me, part of me would already be on the ice. Notice the ogler to the right? That’s Jude scouting for the Ice Capades.
HOMES – I barely have any foil left after making all my hats and lining my walls……
MYRON & AMY – I haven’t had a tan in so long, I might blend in with the ice.
TIM O – You may be right. I once tried belching “God Bless America” but I had to guzzle beer so fast that it came out my nostrils. Perhaps I should leave the singing to the pros…..
GANYMEDE – Me like your avatar. I was going to make one with the same quote only with Lou Lamoriello as the brain, and Ed Snider as the brain on drugs.
DUFFMAN – I used to beat my brother up back when the Flyers used to hoist some silver thing and skate around the ice with it. But he got bigger and kicked my **** and well, we all know the rest. Maybe when I meet him this June in Arizona, I’ll push him into the Grand Canyon…..